I didn't go to the bathroom yesterday and use the last of the toilet paper and leave the empty roll there for Ryan to discover :) I would never do such a thing! But if I did I wouldn't use an excuse like "I didn't think we had anymore" When I knew there were 2 rolls in the bathroom upstairs. Thats the whole problem. THey were upstairs! I am not that lazy. Everyone knows that!
I didn't make the bed 5 minutes before bed everynight for like 5 days, hoping Ryan didn't notice all day that it was unmade! At least it was made right?
I definitely did not leave the mail unchecked all weekend because I didn't wanna go through the trouble of getting the baby in his stroller and walking the whole 2 blocks to the mail box. That is so lazy, and we all know I am not lazy! I definitely did not do that!